**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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