Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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