Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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