I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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