can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
