bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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