Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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