I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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