I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Your penis caused this!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
