now i know why i became what i already was.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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