is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Your cock deserves a montage
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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