it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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