And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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