Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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