Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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