Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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