In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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