she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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