who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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