Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think people are normalizing furries
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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