the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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