I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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