so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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