Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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