Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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