We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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