Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
