I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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