Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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