It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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