So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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