She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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