You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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