I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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