Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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