i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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