No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
