Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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