Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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