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I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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