I love having hate sex.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
