i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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