i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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