Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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