My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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