How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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