Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Terrible idea I love it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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