Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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