goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just had sex bonerless
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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