So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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