I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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