there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
