I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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