If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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